For those who don't know about Trader Joe's, 1. how dare you. and 2. We private label stuff.
We have a seasonal tea that doesn't even try to pretend that it's not Celestial Seasons
So I tell Jack that I'll pick up a bunch because it's seasonal and once it sells out, it's gone.
Me: Or we can just go to Shop Rite.
Jack: And what? Creepily smell the tea boxes?
Me: Wait, you don't do that already?
I mean, how else do you find out what the tea smells like?